Everyday i'm SHUFFLIN.
What are my kids gonna say when I tell them the...
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Who the fuck chooses the radar images?
gomeztastic: I was thinking the exact same thing.
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
glitterywhoreee: “Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE???